This is the third post on travel [related] jokes that has made me smile over the last few weeks. They have all been sourced from various social media sites so I can’t take any creative credit. I hope you enjoy.
1. Airplane
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.
2. Airport
If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness
3. Airline Pilot
During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow.
He passed with flying colours.
4. Co Pilot
Did you hear about the Co pilot who always had work?
He was great at landing a job.
5. Airport Taxi
How did the corn get home from the airport?
He took a cob
6.Hotel
What did the elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something.
7. Beach
What do you call a waffle you dropped on the beach?
San Diego
8 Walking Holidays
My friend was getting all angry about climbing a hill.
I told her just to get over it
9. The Ocean
Why did the fish blush?
It saw the ocean’s bottom
10. Caribbean
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans
11. Trains
What kind of train eats a lot?
A chew chew train
12. Beach
What do you call a cat that spends all of it’s time at the beach?
Sandyclaws
13. USA
Where do small apples come from?
Minneapolis
14. Mexico
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Carlos.
15. Caribbean
In Aruba it will cost you £2.00 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it will cost you £2.50.
These are pie rates of the Caribbean
16.Scuba Diving Holiday
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.
17. Sunshine
What did the dog sit in the shade?
He didn’t wanna be a hot dog
18. Travel Office
What type of computer is the best at singing ?
A dell
19.Italy
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice this door gonna open?
20. Jamaica
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy!
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