20 Travel Jokes (Part 3)


This is the third post on travel [related] jokes that has made me smile over the last few weeks. They have all been sourced from various social media sites so I can’t take any creative credit. I hope you enjoy.

1.  Airplane

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

2. Airport

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness

3. Airline Pilot

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow.

He passed with flying colours.

4. Co Pilot

Did you hear about the Co pilot who always had work?

He was great at landing a job.

5. Airport Taxi

How did the corn get home from the airport?

He took a cob

6.Hotel

What did the elevator say to the other elevator?

I think I’m coming down with something.

7. Beach

What do you call a waffle you dropped on the beach?

San Diego

8 Walking Holidays

My friend was getting all angry about climbing a hill.

I told her just to get over it

9. The Ocean

Why did the fish blush?

It saw the ocean’s bottom

10. Caribbean

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans

11. Trains

What kind of train eats a lot? 

A chew chew train

12. Beach

What do you call a cat that spends all of it’s time at the beach?

Sandyclaws

13. USA

Where do small apples come from?

Minneapolis

14. Mexico

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? 

Carlos.

15. Caribbean

In Aruba it will cost you £2.00 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it will cost you £2.50.

These are pie rates of the Caribbean

16.Scuba Diving Holiday

 Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

17. Sunshine

What did the dog sit in the shade? 

He didn’t wanna be a hot dog

18. Travel Office

What type of computer is the best at singing ?

A dell

19.Italy

Knock, Knock! 

Who’s there?

Venice. 

Venice who? 

Venice this door gonna open? 

20. Jamaica

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Jamaican. 

Jamaican who? 

Jamaican me crazy!


My other joke blogs …

You can find the other joke blogs here:

20 Travel Jokes (Part One)

20 Travel Jokes (Part Two)

If you would like to follow me

Twitter @neilhardy or @hardy_travel

 

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