Here is the second series of travel related jokes from Hardy Travel. Nothing rude, crude or offending, just funny one liners and jokes.
1. Skiing
I wanted to ski competitively, but my efforts kept going downhill
2.Egypt
Why was the Egyptian prince confused?
Because his dad was a mummy
3. France
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
4.Mexico
What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
5. Spain
Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin Yes
6. England
Someone broke into my Devon cottage and nicked my Oxford English dictionary…
I’m lost for words!
7. Mexico
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos…” Poof …
He disappears without a tres!
8. England Restaurants
Combine Harvesters.
And you’ll have a really big restaurant.
9. Vienna Opera
How did the orchestra lose their composer?
He was Haydn.
10. Italy
I told my mum I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,
You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.
11. Disneyland
Why is peter pan always flying?
Because he neverlands
12. Travel Agency Office
Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office. But I will find them.
You have my Word
13. Airport Luggage
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage, but I lost the case.
14. Gatwick Airport
Gatwick Airport received a Google penalty for having too many landing pages.
15. Alaska
When traveling between Russia and Alaska, you first must get your Bering Strait.
16. Europe
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’
17. USA
I’ve just read a book about a bean growing up in Southern USA. It’s called The Adventures of Tom Soya.
18. Florida
What do you call a piano built in Miami?
The Florida Keys.
19. Greece
The journalist went to Greece to see the ancient ruins and is now writing several columns about them.
20. Australia
Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops.
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