Here is the second series of travel related jokes from Hardy Travel. Nothing rude, crude or offending, just funny one liners and jokes.
I wanted to ski competitively, but my efforts kept going downhill
Why was the Egyptian prince confused?
Because his dad was a mummy
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin Yes
Someone broke into my Devon cottage and nicked my Oxford English dictionary…
I’m lost for words!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos…” Poof …
He disappears without a tres!
8. England Restaurants
And you’ll have a really big restaurant.
9. Vienna Opera
How did the orchestra lose their composer?
He was Haydn.
I told my mum I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,
You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.
Why is peter pan always flying?
Because he neverlands
12. Travel Agency Office
Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office. But I will find them.
You have my Word
13. Airport Luggage
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage, but I lost the case.
14. Gatwick Airport
Gatwick Airport received a Google penalty for having too many landing pages.
When traveling between Russia and Alaska, you first must get your Bering Strait.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’
I’ve just read a book about a bean growing up in Southern USA. It’s called The Adventures of Tom Soya.
What do you call a piano built in Miami?
The Florida Keys.
The journalist went to Greece to see the ancient ruins and is now writing several columns about them.
Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops.
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