Here is the second series of travel related jokes from Hardy Travel. Nothing rude, crude or offending, just funny one liners and jokes.

1. Skiing

I wanted to ski competitively, but my efforts kept going downhill

2.Egypt

Why was the Egyptian prince confused?

Because his dad was a mummy

3. France

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

4.Mexico

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

5. Spain

Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin Yes

6. England 

Someone broke into my Devon cottage and nicked my Oxford English dictionary…

I’m lost for words!

7. Mexico

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos…” Poof …
He disappears without a tres!

8. England Restaurants 

Combine Harvesters.

And you’ll have a really big restaurant.

9. Vienna Opera

How did the orchestra lose their composer?

He was Haydn.

10. Italy

I told my mum I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,

You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.

11. Disneyland

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

12. Travel Agency Office

Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office. But I will find them.

You have my Word

13. Airport Luggage

I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage, but I lost the case.

14. Gatwick Airport

Gatwick Airport received a Google penalty for having too many landing pages.

15. Alaska

When traveling between Russia and Alaska, you first must get your Bering Strait.

16. Europe

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’

17. USA

I’ve just read a book about a bean growing up in Southern USA. It’s called The Adventures of Tom Soya.

18. Florida

What do you call a piano built in Miami?

The Florida Keys.

19. Greece

The journalist went to Greece to see the ancient ruins and is now writing several columns about them.

20. Australia

Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops.

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