20 Travel Related Jokes (Part 6)


Here is the sixth instalment of travel related jokes from @hardy_travel , that have been found across various social media channels. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

1. Walt Disney World, Florida, USA

Where does Princess Belle go for dinner?

Taco Bell!

2. Airplanes

Did you hear the joke about the plane?

It’s over your head.

3. Disneyland Paris

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she ran from the ball.

4. Thailand

Where is the best place to get your shirt ties from ?

Thailand

5. Amsterdam

What grows under your nose?

Tulips.

6. London Zoo

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea…

7. Caribbean

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

8. USA

What is the color of a hamburger?

Burgundy

9. Flights

When I told my partner I was looking at flights on the internet, they got very excited…

Which was odd as they have never shown an interest in darts before!

10. Algarve Golf

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one.

11. Disney

I ate at Mary Poppin’s Restaurant last night…

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious!

12. Germany

What time are you going to Germantown?

Nein.

13. Mexico

What do Mexican clocks say?

Tick taco

14. Norway

Why do norwegians build their own tables?

No ikea!

15. France

What do you call your mum’s angry French sister?

A Croissaunt….

16. Yosemite National Park, USA

A bear walks into a bar in Yosemite and says “gimme a whisky …. and a cola”. The bar tender asks “why the big pause?” The beat replies “I don’t know, I was just born with them”.

17. Japan

One entrepreneur says to another: “I’ve just been in the Far East prospecting for gold.” “Japan?” asks the second entrepreneur. “Gosh, no,” he replies. “I used much more scientific methods.”

18. Sunglasses

Hey Dad, do you have sunglasses?

No son, have you seen my Dad glasses?

19. Walt Disney World , Florida, USA

What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive?

Someday my prints will come.

20. Airline

What does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

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