Here is the sixth instalment of travel related jokes from @hardy_travel , that have been found across various social media channels. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
1. Walt Disney World, Florida, USA
Where does Princess Belle go for dinner?
Did you hear the joke about the plane?
It’s over your head.
3. Disneyland Paris
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
Because she ran from the ball.
Where is the best place to get your shirt ties from ?
What grows under your nose?
6. London Zoo
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What is the color of a hamburger?
When I told my partner I was looking at flights on the internet, they got very excited…
Which was odd as they have never shown an interest in darts before!
10. Algarve Golf
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
I ate at Mary Poppin’s Restaurant last night…
Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious!
What time are you going to Germantown?
What do Mexican clocks say?
Why do norwegians build their own tables?
What do you call your mum’s angry French sister?
16. Yosemite National Park, USA
A bear walks into a bar in Yosemite and says “gimme a whisky …. and a cola”. The bar tender asks “why the big pause?” The beat replies “I don’t know, I was just born with them”.
One entrepreneur says to another: “I’ve just been in the Far East prospecting for gold.” “Japan?” asks the second entrepreneur. “Gosh, no,” he replies. “I used much more scientific methods.”
Hey Dad, do you have sunglasses?
No son, have you seen my Dad glasses?
19. Walt Disney World , Florida, USA
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive?
Someday my prints will come.
What does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.