This is the fourth installment of travel [related] jokes that I have put together using mainly Twitter.
I hope they make you smile as much as I did. 🤣
1.Seagulls 🐦
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay,they would be called bagels
2. Skiing ⛷
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
3. Florida Everglades 🐊
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
4.Foreign Currency 💲
Just been to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
Can’t believe the currant exchange rate!
5. Italy 🇮🇹
I once met a girl from a city in Italy about two hours away from Milan.
Genoa?
6. Italian Food 🍝
I was in the supermarket the other day and couldn’t work out which pasta I needed to buy.
Then the penne dropped.
7. Hotel Restaurant🍴
A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant “Are you single?”
I happily I replied, “Yes”
Then she took away the extra chair in front of me
8. Hotel Swimming Pool 🏊🏼♂️
I’ve just stolen loads of swimming pool inflatables.
I’d better lilo.
9. The Sea 🌊
Why is the sea so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
10. The Rockies ⛰
You know mountains aren’t just funny, they are hill areas
11. Disneyland 🎢
Where does Buzz Lightyear go furniture shopping at?
Bed, Bath, and BEYOND!
12. Mexico 🇲🇽
Who do you call for a tequila emergency?
9-Juan-Juan
13. Hawaii 🍕
I burnt My Hawaiian pizza today…
I should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature
14. Australia 🐨
Why aren’t koalas classified as bears?
Because they don’t have the right koalafications
15. New York Taxi 🚕
What did the taxi driver say to the wolf?
Werewolf?
16. Sunshine ☀️
What did the dog sit in the shade?
He didn’t wanna be a hot dog
17. Kennedy Space Centre Florida
What is an alien’s favorite key?
Space
18. Self Drive Holidays 🚘
Traffic news: A lorry carrying a giant Scrabble set has overturned on the M25…
Motorists are warned there could be large Qs
19. Cruising 🛳
I was gonna make a joke about the sea, but that ship has sailed
20. Las Vegas (Elvis Show)🎲
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wurlitzer
Wurlitzer who?
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show…
