This is the fourth installment of travel [related] jokes that I have put together using mainly Twitter.  

I hope they make you smile as much as I did. 🤣

1.Seagulls 🐦

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? 

Because if they flew over the bay,they would be called bagels

2. Skiing ⛷

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

3. Florida Everglades 🐊

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

4.Foreign Currency 💲

Just been to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. 

Can’t believe the currant exchange rate!

5. Italy 🇮🇹

I once met a girl from a city in Italy about two hours away from Milan.

Genoa?

6. Italian Food 🍝

I was in the supermarket the other day and couldn’t work out which pasta I needed to buy.

Then the penne dropped.

7. Hotel Restaurant🍴

 A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant “Are you single?” 

I happily I replied, “Yes” 

Then she took away the extra chair in front of me

8. Hotel Swimming Pool 🏊🏼‍♂️

I’ve just stolen loads of swimming pool inflatables.
I’d better lilo.

9. The Sea 🌊

Why is the sea so salty?
Because the land never waves back.

10. The Rockies ⛰

You know mountains aren’t just funny, they are hill areas

11. Disneyland 🎢

Where does Buzz Lightyear go furniture shopping at?

Bed, Bath, and BEYOND!

12. Mexico 🇲🇽

Who do you call for a tequila emergency?

9-Juan-Juan

13. Hawaii 🍕

I burnt My Hawaiian pizza today… 

I should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature

14. Australia 🐨

Why aren’t koalas classified as bears?

Because they don’t have the right koalafications

15. New York Taxi 🚕

What did the taxi driver say to the wolf? 

Werewolf?

16. Sunshine ☀️

What did the dog sit in the shade?

He didn’t wanna be a hot dog

17. Kennedy Space Centre Florida

What is an alien’s favorite key?

Space

18. Self Drive Holidays 🚘

Traffic news: A lorry carrying a giant Scrabble set has overturned on the M25…
Motorists are warned there could be large Qs

19. Cruising 🛳

I was gonna make a joke about the sea, but that ship has sailed

20. Las Vegas (Elvis Show)🎲

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Wurlitzer

Wurlitzer who?

Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show…